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Sumbit to The Inquirist, Now!

We’re proud to have showcased many talented, funny writers and their work on our site. If you’d like to submit an article for consideration, please read submission guidelines below:

  • Email us with the title of your piece (no more than two per submission) in the subject headline. Put author name and a short (~two sentences) bio in the email body to
  • Kindly send a Word document file.
  • Our articles are generally more than 300 words and generally less than 800.
  • We are not interested in pieces that have already been published elsewhere.
  • At this moment we are not offering compensation for published articles.
  • For the kinds of things we love, see the Cream of The Crop.
  • We do not blacklist. Submit as many times as your heart desires, but quality always wins.

We will read your piece and get back to you within a week with a rejection, approval, or conditional approval (edits). If we don’t respond, feel free to resubmit.

Thank you for reading!