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Mistakes & Correctons

It has come to our attention that everything we’ve published has contained a series of grave errors that render our journalism unreadable and generally bad. Therefore, The Inquirist is hereby retracting every single article.

If you have read any article, we ask that you promptly un-read it. You may be entitled to a small cash settlement for damages. But “entitled” doesn’t mean “will recieve,” thank god.

Thank you for reading!