<em><b><center>Supreme Court Rules Precedents Can Be Overturned in 192nd Trimester</em></b></center> Supreme Court Rules Precedents Can Be Overturned in 192nd Trimester
<em><b><center>America Invades Caribbean Nation Just to Cheer Up</em></b></center> America Invades Caribbean Nation Just to Cheer Up
<em><b><center>Biden Promises Next Afghanistan Invasion Will Go Better</em></b></center> Biden Promises Next Afghanistan Invasion Will Go Better
<em><b><center>‘We’re at a 10’: Biden Urges Americans Use ‘Indoor Voices’</em></b></center> ‘We’re at a 10’: Biden Urges Americans Use ‘Indoor Voices’
<em><b><center>Firemen Waiting on Bipartisan Agreement to Save Burning Home</em></b></center> Firemen Waiting on Bipartisan Agreement to Save Burning Home
<em><b><center>Biden Hoping for Park Bench Dedication</em></b></center> Biden Hoping for Park Bench Dedication