The Inquirist Magazine is the premier source for soft journalism, unimportant newsbits, and inadmissable hearsay. Unlike other less serious satirical publications, we do not claim to be the “first,” “best,” or “only” source of news; we simply exist.
Founded in 2018, it will probably at some point have over 100k daily readers and have so much influence. It is our pledge to you that we will work tirelessly for the website, delivering top-notch content forever. For updates, follow The Inquirist on Instagram (@theinquirist) and Facebook and twitter, what the hell. You can also reach us by clicking on our names.
Nate Odenkirk — (@onenatehundred) is doing his best to write everyday. He has contributed for The Onion, The New Yorker, and is currently producing original work for Audible which will be available March 2022. Nate is also a staff writer for The Chicago Genius-Herald. He received the prestigious “Best Joke of The Year” award in both 2003 and 2014, reaching the lifetime maximum. (LA/Chicago)
Ari Mostow — (@ari_mostow) is a hardworking young lad who strives to deliver funny jokes to families all across America. He serves as the managing editor of Northwestern University’s official satirical news publication, The Flipside; writes for The Deep End, a comedy journalism show on his campus; and performs standup when nobody’s looking. His writing has not appeared in the New Yorker. (LA)
Nathan Mostow — (@nmostow) is a recent graduate of Northwestern University, even though he never returned any of the books he borrowed from the campus library. In his spare time, he performs stand-up comedy, writes scripts, and steals his neighbors’ Amazon packages and blames it on his other neighbors. (LA)
Billy O’Handley — (@whothehelltookbillyohandley) is truly a guy among men. He is responsible for parts of the metric system, and started the Peloponnesian War. Billy is also the head writer of Northwestern’s The Deep End, a writer for The Flipside and Sherman Ave, and a mediocre lover. In his spare time, he is the commissioner of Major League Baseball. (NYC/Chicago)
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