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Nathan Mostow — (@nmostow) is a recent graduate of Northwestern University, even though he never returned any of the books he borrowed from the campus library. In his spare time, he performs stand-up comedy, writes scripts, and steals his neighbors’ Amazon packages and blames it on his other neighbors. (LA)
Billy O’Handley — (@whothehelltookbillyohandley) is truly a guy among men. He is responsible for parts of the metric system, and started the Peloponnesian War. Billy is also the head writer of Northwestern’s The Deep End, a writer for The Flipside and Sherman Ave, and a mediocre lover. In his spare time, he is the commissioner of Major League Baseball. (NYC/Chicago)
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