By Nate Odenkirk and Nathan Mostow | Staff Writers
456:
Doses of amphetamines administered to the CNN pundit panel.
100:
Margin of error in election polls, but let’s talk about them anyway.
14:
Number on the “holy shit, uh oh” scale of 1-10.
100,000,000:
Number of Americans in non-swing states who will exercise their sacred right to vote, for some reason.
34:
Pairs of underwear Trump has soiled watching Lincoln Project ads, and the number of voters swayed by them.
270:
Number of electoral votes needed to win, and a number surprisingly close to Trump and Biden’s combined age.
12,356:
Number of Trump boats sold by mail.
3:
Number of Trump votes sent by mail.
2,020:
Number of years that would have been better to hold an election in. ♦