I Can’t Wait to Tell You All My Hilarious Trump Jokes

By Nate Odenkirk | STAFF WRITER

Greetings! I have recently emerged from a small cave, where I’ve been studiously cooking up some great material about the president. And I can’t wait to share it with you!

Truthfully, I have a few hours of bits about 45, but trust me, it’s good stuff. Really good stuff, even. Original, quirky takes on Trump’s behavior, his Twitter, his policies, you name it. NOTHING’S off the table—no holds barred. The gloves are OFF. It’s gonna take him down a couple pegs. Hell, it may open some eyes and maybe even change some minds. People need to know that Trump is not a normal president. This is not what normal looks like. And I’m going to use my smart, observational comedy to make that clear. He’s in the zeitgeist, sure, but no one is really making fun of the guy. They’re too scared to say anything controversial anymore thanks to PC. I’m here to push the boundaries of comedy by finally taking to task this knucklehead. Hell, someone has to do it, so it may as well be me.

I have just one request: don’t call me a hero. I’m just doing my civic duty. Would you call a mailman a “hero” just for doing his job? What about a firefighter? Of course not. My only (other) request is simply that you give this material a chance, and perhaps even praise me for my unique, hilarious riffs on Trump. I’m here to share my valuable perspective on a crazy phenomenon that the public just needs to hear. And when the history books are written, they’ll say Nate Odenkirk: An American hero who dared to make fun of the BAD President Trump. And that’s all the legacy I need.

I’ve also got a ton of material on Pence, too, so watch out Mike! I’m coming for ya next! ♦