By Nate Odenkirk | STAFF WRITER
The number of rotting tomatoes purchased ahead of the debates, in case things get fun.
A number shockingly close to the actual number of candidates running.
The number of small elves living inside Bill DeBlasio telling him what to do.
The number of African Americans in Iowa.
The number of African Americans in Iowa if Kamala Harris is in Oakland for the weekend.
Total value of change thrown in wishing wells by candidates, wishing that they could be president.
The year Joe Biden was born.
Tim Ryan’s name recognition (him and his wife).
The number of weeks before the Iowa caucuses. ♦